On the way home from the grocery store yesterday, I was behind a five- or six-year-old Tahoe with XLSHAFT on its license plate. The driver was a man (of course), and I wondered what moron in the Secretary of State's office let that one get through. Don't they have rules about that?
At the next stop light, I pulled up next to him, rolled down my window, and waved to get his attention. He rolled down his window too, and I said, "Lemme see it!" He just sort of stared, so I said, "I want to see your extra-large shaft! I'll bet it's really no bigger than your brain, which is minuscule!"
He flipped me the bird, and I shouted, "You're a pig!" Just then the light turned green, and Molly Malibu and I left him eating our dust.
Okay, okay -- I made that up. Well, I was behind a Tahoe with XLSHAFT on its license plate, but everything after "Don't they have rules about that?" is just a fantasy with which I entertained myself on the way home.
But he is a pig.
As I was reading this, I was thinking "No, she didn't!!". Seriously, it's something that we'd all WANT to do, but don't. TOO FUNNY!!!!!
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