Sunday, October 23, 2011

U Pick

A friend of mine has frequently mentioned two elderly aunts of hers. They are twins, named Verna and Vera, and are apparently very much alike. 

One evening when several of us were out to dinner, my friend began, "Did I tell you what my Aunt Verna did last week?" 

Another friend interrupted her, saying, "Now, wait -- which one is Verna?  Is she the one who's crazy, or the one who eats paper?"

Yes.

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