You only go there once a year, so when you show up for your appointment, some little assistant takes you into some little room and, armed with a folder full of papers that are all about you, starts with the questions.
Do you still live on Smith Street? Yes.
Is your phone number the same? Yes.
Do you still work for Acme Apex? Yes
Any changes to your insurance? No.
Do you still take a multi-vitamin every day? Yes.
Is your birthday still November the first? What? Uh, no -- I changed it to the Fourth of July.
I know what you're thinking, but I'm telling you: I do not make this stuff up.
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