Inventor Wanted

Somebody needs to invent something that can make things dry as fast as water can make them wet.

I'm picturing an open but defined space between two things -- a sender and a receiver, that sort of thing. You put something that is wet between the putter and the getter, and some sort of technologically miraculous conductor-thingies pass between them bombarding the wet thing with some sort of sub-nucleic particles -- probably with a nice glow of white light -- and ZAP! Completely dry, whatever it is.

We could call it the DryBoneBlipper.

You'd want a small one in the kitchen. Wash a dish in sudsy water, rinse it under the tap, then pass it through the DryBoneBlipper and -- Flash! Put it right back in the cupboard, because it's dry as a bone.

You'd want a big one in the bathroom. You would step out of the shower dripping wet, stand on the combination emitter/acceptor with the combination blower/sucker above your head, say "Dry me now!" and the voice-activated on-switch would flip itself, and WHAMMO! Dry! Go get dressed!

Once we get this thing working, we start selling franchises for the DryBoneAutoBlipper -- an industrial-sized sub-nucleic-particle thrower/catcher mechanism that comes at the end of the traditional wet car wash. Oh yeah, baby -- no more of those honkin' fans for us.

I mean it. Somebody really needs to invent that.