Sunday, September 4, 2016

How To Maintain Control

I used to collect pencils from golf courses, those stubby little things they give you to mark your scorecard that have the name of the course printed on them. At first I saved pencils only from courses I had actually played, basically as souvenirs.

But then I started having friends bring me pencils from courses they played in other towns or states, and any time I drove past a golf course from which I had no pencil, I’d stop in and ask for one. I faxed or e-mailed scores of courses asking them to send me a pencil or two. Through the miracle of the Internet I found other collectors to trade with, and I created a web page (that was mentioned in Sports Illustrated magazine) to promote the hobby. I became quite the Grand Poobah of golf course pencil collecting. I had pencils from over 2,600 golf courses from all over the country and the world.

And then one day I was tired of it, so I sold the whole bunch to a fellow collector and was glad to be done.

I have a collection of casino chips. I save one or two chips from every casino I gamble at, basically as souvenirs.

Friends sometimes offer to bring me a chip from some casino they plan to visit, but I politely decline; or if they do give me one, I accept it with thanks but keep it separate from the others, limiting my collection to chips from casinos I have actually been to and gambled at.

You see, I learned my lesson from the pencils.

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